Silver Tongue

Apr 11

jimkerk:

lady-luminoth:

jimkerk:

crisisoninfintefandoms:

jimkerk:

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

swallow it like a normal person

this is by far the most ominous response. thank you

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sonypraystation:

januskrug:

carbonoid-nsfw:

I can’t believe they gave Moira a bong in the new update???????

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I mean I’m sure the lemon flavoured bong water is great and all but that’s waaaaay too much girl

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genji: i cant believe my brother tried to kill me..

reaper: i am constantly in agonizing pain and fuck overwatch

mcree: man i miss texas

moira:

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the bongwater is piss

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tchhanclas:
“latino dad and latino son fight over morality
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tchhanclas:

latino dad and latino son fight over morality

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