Nobody’s going to get me to drink something that moves like that.
That’s the most viscous, high-surface-tension “tea” I’ve ever seen.
Oh, holy shit, this is from The Secret World of Arrietty, isn’t it? Never mind, this is actually brilliant! The tea behaves like water droplets because the people are tiny and the fluid properties of liquid don’t scale down. This is an impressive level of attention to detail.
Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside
We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out
LMAO
when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog
things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like
teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.
sorry to politics on your dash but NY Post thought this was… bad?!?!!?!
i cant
But but but the opposition has a DRUG ADDICT SON IN THERAPY!!! Dude the sitting president paid a bunch of russian prostitutes to piss on him, we waaay past giving a shit.
The more I see shit like this- and the “Biden uses a teleprompters, GASP!” stuff- the more I’m convinced he’s a better candidate, and better person, than I initially thought.
Because if they have to scrape THIS LOW to try to “damn” him in the eyes of the public, they really must not have been able to find anything that was actually worth talking about.
And of all people, Trump and his supporters should not be throwing stones when it comes to someone making errors in spelling OR speech. Or drug addiction, if the persistent rumors about Trump’s Adderall dependency are actually true.
