Silver Tongue

Apr 10

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candycanemiscreant:

candycanemiscreant:

i cant make jokes. every time im tempted to make a joke the lil tumblr blogger in my mind will pop out and be like “that joke is so overplayed. i hope you fucking choke” and then ill be like, you know what? fair

i see those posts that are like “i hope warriormale is a fucking convicted felon because jokes involving him suck” and im just extremely

(via dan-mcneely)

dancetillyadead:

My feet look like this

so her feet can look like that

(Source: garfield1983, via dan-mcneely)

Its called stadium rave

(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

onegianthand:

Mister Sun

(Source: onegianthand, via mbulteau)

onegianthand:

Farmer Dan’s eggs (for adultswim.com/comics)

(Source: onegianthand, via mbulteau)

banishedquasiroyal:

forgive me sappho for i have sinned

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

banishedquasiroyal:

theyre a thief…of your time ;)

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[video]

totallycorrectpmdquotes:

“I’m sorry to interrupt you, but let me offer a bit of feminine advice… EGGS DONT HATCH AFTER JUST FIVE MINUTES!”

— Mawile, to Buizel. Probably.