Silver Tongue

Apr 09

liamdryden:
“ adulthoodisokay:
“ teathattast:
“ deafponyheaven:
“ killer-kid-konan:
“ annadesu:
“ b-e-e-e-s:
“i hate this op
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This post gave me an aneurysm
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I can make this worse
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YOU MADE IT WORSE ”
You’re welcome
”
i long for death
” ”

liamdryden:

adulthoodisokay:

teathattast:

deafponyheaven:

killer-kid-konan:

annadesu:

b-e-e-e-s:

i hate this op

This post gave me an aneurysm

I can make this worse

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YOU MADE IT WORSE

You’re welcome


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i long for death

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Nature’s most awesome storm will be gone in 10 years -

discoursedrome:

anaisnein:

fierceawakening:

dendritic-trees:

mindblowingscience:

WHEN it was first measured in the 1800s, Jupiter’s Great Red Spot was an enormous four times bigger than the Earth.

Then, when the space probe Voyager 2 hurtled past in 1979, it was seen to be a little more than twice the size of our planet.

Now under the prying eye of NASA’s Juno probe, it’s barely 30 per cent bigger than us.

“Nothing lasts forever,” Juno mission planetary scientist Glenn Orton told Business Insider.

Continue Reading.

Oh No! This is terrible news!

Dammit, now I’m sad

WHAT? NO

Honestly I’m actually more impressed by the knowledge that oh yeah, this is just something that happens on jupiter sometimes, like oh yeah that planet-sized centuries long storm will pass eventually but you never know when there’ll be another one

you get used to that

we have a saying here on jupiter: if you don’t like the weather, wait 500 years

(via newbarrk)

standard-dingo:
“ luckilyforever:
“My mom works at an orthopedics office and she just texted me this
”
why did she add the ifunny logo to it
”

standard-dingo:

luckilyforever:

My mom works at an orthopedics office and she just texted me this

why did she add the ifunny logo to it

(via newbarrk)

banishedquasiroyal:
“hot
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BODE

banishedquasiroyal:

hot

BODE

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thescotchinthenorth:

arthicat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

(via bloodsbane)

czechs-and-holdings:

ask-cloud-skipper:

mojave-red:

anarchonecromancer:

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A real revolver does not have a seam down the middle

^^^^

Joke Maker: “A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My wife died.”“

Your Dumbasses: “Wait, horses can’t talk.”

(Source: kalichnikov, via afallenwolf)

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

(via afallenwolf)

Running gag for DM’s

saying “as far as you know” after your players make an innocuous or very out of the box statement. 

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