i know people have probably talked about this before but being a villager in Minecraft must be bizarre. one minute you’re a blacksmith minding your business and suddenly some flat faced dude with godlike power goes into your house, steals armor and food, maybe takes one of your ovens, then starts going after the neighbors crops, grabs some of the torches, and just rolls on out like it never happened. maybe shows up again a few days later wanting to trade shit and you don’t really want to but fuck thats a lot of iron ore they’re offering up, and you’ve got some extra emeralds lying around, so maybe you can overlook that they kicked Jeff out of his house so that they could hide from zombies at night.
2) toxic is about BRITNEY being toxic and self aware while moving forward! it’s upbeat, it’s a proclamation of SELF. she might be emitting nuclear waste but she’s GOT this shit. this IS the nuclear reactor. chernobyl is sentient and she is a BAD BITCH
3) bad romance is about gaga being in a fucked up relationship and feeling hopeless because she’s stuck in the cycle of addiction, to substances AND her SO. ultimately she doesn’t know what to do and is uncertain and broken but will keep dancing in those eight inch heels until she bleeds
do NOT fight me on this. i am right. i studied the sacred TEXTS. never interact with me EVER again
Toxic’s chorus literally has the line “YOURE toxic I’m coming undone” but go off op… :/
shit. fuck. oh shit. backpeddle my analysis i was drunk when i wrote this. oh my god i am so sorry
