Silver Tongue

Sep 04

Anonymous asked:

What are y'all doing out there anyway? Having an nice picnic of sorts?

askfallenroyalty:

[img id: Billy and Joel sit next to each other at the outdoor table. Billy swings their legs playfully as Joel shells up and looks down at the ground. They're both sitting across from Asgore. Billy says: "We do better outdoors! We're free roaming folk. Cage free!" Joel adds, "...I don't like being around people."ALT
It's Asgore's turn to answer. He rubs the back of his head, "Erm, I'm not allowed in the house. The kids they-" He pauses, grimacing and unsure fo how to continue. "They don't want to see yer fuzzy mug." Billy finishes for him.ALT
Joel leans onto the table, serious. "Now Billy, don't go start-" "Nah" Billy interrupts, causally waving them off. They give a hard stare towards Asgore. "I'm only instigatin' facts. Not fights."ALT
we zoom out to see all three of them. Asgore is avoiding eye contact, his fists clenched under the table. Billy coyly smiles. "We've been having a lil civil chat. See, I've always been curious about the man who-"ALT
Billy looks to the side, seeing Undyne holding her baby and Ducky watching innocently. Flowey looks away at the ground. Billy's face morphs to a painful resignation, thoughtful of their presence.ALT
Billy shrugs it all off, smiling and getting a more causal posture. "...The silly bearded man." They finish their sentence. "Heard lots of ya, but... We've never sat down to talk before!" Billy rubs their nose, grinning and looking away. id end.]ALT

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telumendils:

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one of my favorite zevran headcanons is that he breaks into vigil’s keep every time he visits just so he can tell the warden where the defenses need bolstering. 

#zev at 2am shaking the warden awake in their room: hey hi- stop screaming its just me- you need more archers

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sybeez:

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Everyone in the notes stop saying i fucked up and learn your classics

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knightsf:

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vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage??
storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid
vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

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why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

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clockheartedcrocodile:

So when Dr. Seward sucks on Van Helsing’s wounds he’s a hero, but when I, Count Dracula,

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