rose and terezi are friends in the weirdest way where they both go out to olive garden and then proceed to read each other for shit nonstop and then once the dinner is over they both fight to pay the check
terezi: Y3S W3 BOTH ORD3R3D TH3 3V3RYTH1NG APP3T1Z3R TO SPL1T BUT WHO 4TE 4LL TH3 MOZZ4R3LL4 ST1CKS
*slams a foot on the table*
terezi: P3RH4PS L3SS3R SP3C13S C4N TURN 4 S1GHTGLOB3 4T THE S3LF1SH D1SPL4Y BUT 1 R3FUS3 TO L3T 1T SL1P BY!!!
rose, clutching the reciept: Perhaps a species raised under facism cannot comprehend the idea of gifts but I will let it pass, hasn’t it been hard? Hasn’t it been hard to live in a cutthroat system that breeds enemies and turns your neighbors into threats? Let me show you a little emotion called compassion.
terezi, at the top of her lungs: COMP4SS1ON 1SN’T 4N 3MOT1ON
can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat
Everything about this statement turned me on……
Would you like to publically role play sex about it?
The year is 2019. It is nearly april again. Hussie is gearing up for the 10th anniversary of homestuck. The comic is on hiatus while he works on Epilogue Act 4 Act 1 Act 3âēs live action finale. There is a rumor nicolas cage will be making a cameo. WeLoveFine has expanded their bestselling line of smuppets tenfold. A single tear washes some grey paint off my face
I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”
if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like
Tails are literally the most important part of ANYTHING. How dare they imply otherwise
I remember back in 3e and 3.5 when the descriptions of Tieflings emphasized how subtle their demonic features were supposed to be and all of my friends and I made Tieflings who were like “yeah I’ve got giant black horns and red claws and a barbed tail, what’s your fuckin’ problem?”
You can’t give players a race that’s obviously an outlet for their obscure fetishes and not give them a tail
