Silver Tongue

Apr 08

campfireharvest:

micspam:

micspam:

who give a shit

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this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

(via wuffleton)

daddyguzma:
“ jimmyfury:
“ taurusprettyrising:
“ push:
“tbh…
”
IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO
”
All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor...

daddyguzma:

jimmyfury:

taurusprettyrising:

push:

tbh…

IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO

All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo

poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit

My mum as poor as we were growing up and I’m talking dirt poor where sometimes we’d have weeks with no power poor would NEVER let my friends go hungry if they came over. nEVER. Reverse this, I went round a friends who wanted to get take out 100% their choice and I said I had no money so would feel bad but they were like it’s fine. Their parents then proceeded to not only charge my mum for the meal but also the lift home. My mum literally nearly lost her mind.

Don’t ever give me this rich people are rich because they were brought up to save. Rich people don’t need to save. They’re just greedy lmao

(Source: kibumkim, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

lesbiandaydream:

concealingeyez:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

yknow what you’re right

For the last time, shes not a clone. shes a double. Someone who played the part of her at social events until she died. A lookalike.

(Source: septemberequinox, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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kindergarten2002:

Daniel Powter: you had a bad day, you’re taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around

8 year old me:

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ queen-of-ancapistan:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ puddletumbles:
“ yellowpillowcase:
“ beigency:
“ itsstuckyinmyhead:
“ greythegryphon:
“ masculinityissofragile:
“ YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

queen-of-ancapistan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

puddletumbles:

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

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i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

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so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well

In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”

(via newbarrk)

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(Source: ithelpstodream, via rosexknight)

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turing-tested:

kitchensylph:

turing-tested:

jimhensonreject:

turing-tested:

a nerf gun but with real bullets

a nerf sword with real bullets

a super soaker that shoots real water

where do i get my hands on fake water?

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cant promise youll get your hands on it though

(via gearholder)