Silver Tongue

Apr 08

banishedquasiroyal:

if you kin jannus you disgust me. not bc you’re kin or w/e but as jannus’s creator, i hate jannus, and now you by extension

but if jannus never dies how can they become god tier?

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

• Mei: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
• Lan Fan: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
• Rebecca: Tackle him!
• Olivier Mira Armstrong: Dump him.
• Winry: Kick him in the shin!
• Al: NO! NO TO ALL OF THIS! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

whrm:

lezbianz:

you walk into a party and discord by the living tombstone is playing. wyd

(Source: regbian-moved-to-lezbianz, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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that’s [redacted], babe!

jakemorph:

(Source: coolbrad, via dan-mcneely)

(Source: ectobiohazard, via gearholder)

• Scar: Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncé?
• Lust: Naw they usually tell me I look like Lust
• Scar: Who the fuck is that
• Lust: Me bi-

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

(via dan-mcneely)

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dokidokki-blog:

HAPPY NEW YEAR minna today was cool and now im super pooped haha time for some ZZZs… goo..d night….… ..

(via homestuck-betakids)