Silver Tongue

Oct 17

I’m late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

Why do people keep calling you "Boss"? Is it an in-joke I missed or something? (asking out of genuine curiosity)

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
I don’t remember exactly how it started. I think my followers just like to act like they’re my henchmen.
I did do that. Three times.
But I think it was earlier than that.

matrix

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via rosexknight)

himborc:

planetm21b61754894479822:
tapireye:
Bodysuit by Maria Ke Fisherman
This is how JoJo characters dress
this fit said 🧬

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*dies on my first day of being a vampire because i refuse to not eat pasta*

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universe—city:

i have drawn many wörms

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kaible:

jordisstigander:
tcfkag:
4setsofcorsets:
bluepaladinredlion:
lazytechsupport:
katobleps:
lesbianrey:
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
@urulokid
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

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heartseeker:

LOSING my mind at this article about not being able to pet all three of cerberus’ heads in hades

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