Silver Tongue

Apr 11

adurot:
“Honeycrisp are already the best apple, no need to cross them with anything.
”

adurot:

Honeycrisp are already the best apple, no need to cross them with anything.

(via adurot)

f0nkart:
“she’s one with the stars
”

f0nkart:

she’s one with the stars

(via homestuck-betakids)

aymmichurros:

percy jackson had some fucken nerve at 12 yrs old like. not only he sliced Medusa’s head, but he also shipped it to olympus and wrote down his name and “best wishes” like… he Did that

Hey if the king of gods is already planning on killing you and half of olympus hates you, what do you got to lose?

(via taffybuns)

ruffboiz:

@ everyone whos like “gomez is so ugly now what did they do to him” or “why is he fat now” or “this is such a waste of oscar isaac why couldnt he stay handsome”

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(via the-steve-vrc)

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pointlessoressential:

fuck everybody else, i respect

You

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(via demilypyro)

Fixed

Fixed

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(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

tiktokarchive:

[With the security alarm screeching in the background]:

“That moment when the alarm goes off randomly at your work, but you don’t know the code to stop it, but then your store manager isn’t answering his phone, so now the police have to come out and talk to you, because when the security company called you couldn’t give them the code to turn it off.”

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

rakkudude:
“ nocakeno:
“ chorusofravenousangels:
“ shiftythrifting:
“I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.
”
WHAT PART
OF
shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe
xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu
DON’T YOU
DOERSTARBT
”
WHAT PART OF...

rakkudude:

nocakeno:

chorusofravenousangels:

shiftythrifting:

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

WHAT PART
OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe
xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU
DOERSTARBT

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

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(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)