percy jackson had some fucken nerve at 12 yrs old like. not only he sliced Medusa’s head, but he also shipped it to olympus and wrote down his name and “best wishes” like… he Did that
Hey if the king of gods is already planning on killing you and half of olympus hates you, what do you got to lose?
@ everyone whos like “gomez is so ugly now what did they do to him” or “why is he fat now” or “this is such a waste of oscar isaac why couldnt he stay handsome”
[With the security alarm screeching in the background]:
“That moment when the alarm goes off randomly at your work, but you don’t know the code to stop it, but then your store manager isn’t answering his phone, so now the police have to come out and talk to you, because when the security company called you couldn’t give them the code to turn it off.”
