Silver Tongue

Apr 09

marinebiologyshitposts:
marinebiologyshitposts:
marinebiologyshitposts:
hm.. today i want to adventure the ocean!!!
here we are in the epipelagic zone!!! nice and warm and blue!!! but let’s go deeper!!!
woah… the mesopelagic zone looks cool… but let’s go even deeper. we can do it
we have arrived at the bathypelagic zone… it doesn’t get deeper… or does it
we have made it to the abyssopelagic zone!!!
hm. it’s really dark. let’s light this place up! just gimme a minute…
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

(via newbarrk)

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

starcatcherdreamsnatcher:
punny-trash:
biggest-goldiest-spoon:
melodythefab:
homo-sex-shoe-whale:
homo-sex-shoe-whale:
homo-sex-shoe-whale:
Every single time I get a TERF in my inbox my alliance to the trans community becomes stronger
TERF: trans lesbians are straight men blah blah blah terfy crap you’re a lesbian blah blah blah what if someone forced you to like dick blah bla
Me:
Biphobe: blah blah blah how can you date a bi person mimimimi they’re not loyal blah blah
Anti nb person: mimimi non-binary people aren’t real and that’s a made up identititty blah blah
People who invalidate asexuals-
Asexual people aren’t valid, they don’t deserve a place in the LGBT+ community, that’s not even a thing you can-
IT GOT BETTER!!
Aaaaaaallllllll of the yes
airpods of respect
AS THE OP, I VIOLENTLY APPROVE OF THE AIRPODS OF RESPECT.

(via nofacednerd)

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:
i’m beautiful. i’m strong. i’m smart. my penis is of above average size. i’m good at videogames
i just realised this post might be spread to people who dont know me personally but the fact that i’m girl is integral to the comedy of this post so: i’m girl
transphobes dont interact

(via demilypyro)

ironwoman359:

pebbleofgod:
brosefvondudehomie:
fullpraxisnow:
Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.
So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?
I so rarely see clapbacks with biblical quotes, and it really warms my heart

(via ryukodragon)

greyhairedgeekgirl:

bathtubbarrister:
nappesworld:
that’s some damn tea
If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way? That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.
It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way. Are you good with that?

(via irailleth-archive)

bemusedlybespectacled:

solitarelee:
unpretty:
when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like
“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
as opposed to, like
“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”
(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)
this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE
“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

(via newbarrk)

banishedquasiroyal:

creepers don’t die when they explode….they just scatter their particles and then start anew with other mismatched creeper bits bro!!!! they’re just babies!!!

what would a fully matured creeper look like?