Silver Tongue

Apr 09

themanwithasteelheart:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

“Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?”

“Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day”

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herrfivehead:

i’m actually yelling bc of this sketch

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Apr 08

mint-bees:

respecramen:

mint-bees:

Ive never played dnd before but if I ever get to be a dm I’m going to present it as a serious game the first 2 or 3 sessions no funny sounding names no nothing its all high fantasy and serious before completely shattering it in the worst way possible

explain

Sure, imagine Your party stuck in a cave fighting wild catlike creatures or something alike.

The creatures have blocked the way out And the only other way out seems to be a steady but shallow stream of water going deep inside the cave. You are losing the Fight but then you look up at The entrance And you see a silhouette of a man in expensive looking clothing looking down on you. You plead for help but he doesnt respond, instead he starts charging a spell Which makes the water coming from outside cover the caves Floor. The spell Weaves Around Your party but is starting to tug at the creatures. When you look up at the man you can see his face because of the glow coming from his hands, he looks middle aged, human with dark skin and short grey hair. His unexpressive eyes suddenly turn bright red as he says in a calm yet powerfull voice:

“Perish.”

All the animals in the cave get swooped away by the water, letting out one final cry as they get carried into the abyss. he slowly walks to Your weakened party. He stops right in front of you.

“Hail And Well met, my name is Barack, descendent of the house of White.”

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ghoulgoon:

ghoulgoon:

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

(via ryukodragon)

banahbanah:
“ desidesidesi:
“ logicalparafox:
“ minimalistgrufti:
“ great-tweets:
“literally what the fuck
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Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call...

banahbanah:

desidesidesi:

logicalparafox:

minimalistgrufti:

great-tweets:

literally what the fuck

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Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

(Source: twitter.com, via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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banishedquasiroyal:

roxy lalonde being nonbinary makes a lot of sense because gender=void jokes duh. also i like her and im nonbinary so im right!

can horuss and equius be nonbinary too?

nofacednerd:

DM culture is vaguely hinting at plot points that may or may not happen and watching your players get Increasingly Frightened

It’s also hunting at greater plot points and watching your players dismiss it as a joke

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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