Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”
And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food
I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks
Purple ones:
And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:
Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.
This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:
He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.
They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.
I love them. OP please tell them they are good and I love them very much.
GUYS. The “very odd” couple driving the convertible in the Open Road sequence are both part of Powerline’s team.
The short man with the button-up shirt is a roadie (he’s the one who brings in the drum case Max is hiding in)…
and the large woman is the singer who appears in the glass ball.
She wears a wig on stage, but we see her natural hair when Goofy walks in on her in her dressing room, and it’s definitely the same woman.
Plus - and this is my favorite part - she’s got a picture of the short man taped to her mirror!
It actually implies kind of a sweet backstory for them–it seems likely that they met as part of the Powerline team and fell in love over their shared love of music. Their lines from Open Road also fit perfectly–it is literally “just a week of rest and relaxation” for them, because in a week and one day, they’re working the concert. Adorable. <3
