Silver Tongue

Sep 02

[video]

statecryptids:

x00:

I feel like this is a story from someone’s mythology somewhere.

(via rockboci)

kaijuno:

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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Guy stopped me in the aisle at Family Dollar this morning and asked if my shirt “was for gay people”

My shirt:

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vanillabeenflower:

This moment at the start of the game reminded me of this scene from Gravity Falls aND I FORGOT NARINDER’S CROWN-

why does this always happen

:(

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orc-sign-language:

birdladymelia:

charlesoberonn:

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fuckdamn:

tumblr users when a character has agency and makes bad choices that drive the narrative instead of being a perfectly sympathetic hapless victim of circumstance

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hotvampireadjacent:

hotvampireadjacent:

Obessed w my friend on Twitter calling dick van dyke genital von slur

Update he said it was indeed bc he didn’t wanna get suspended from Twitter

(via rockboci)

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

funnytwittertweets:

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

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spacemancharisma:

ashelyskies:

spacemancharisma:

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

holy shit

no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it

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