I can only hope that you hit a tree instead of a person.
as long as you’re on the road with me, putting my life in danger, it sure as hell IS my business. don’t look at your fucking phone while your car is moving. you’re going to kill someone.
Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.
I CANT REACH ANYTHING
Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar
no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces