Silver Tongue

Apr 07

wood lesbians

Hurley and sloan

My boyfriend is starting a new dnd campaign, and I drew his character. He’s a shy, little kobold monk, so wish him luck on his adventures!

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probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

saphore:
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
STILL ALIVE

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

geekandmisandry:
blackberryshawty:
Like how bout you mind your business okay
I can only hope that you hit a tree instead of a person.
as long as you’re on the road with me, putting my life in danger, it sure as hell IS my business. don’t look at your fucking phone while your car is moving. you’re going to kill someone.

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greyisbetterthangray:

I love them

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lyingnudieonthefloor:

badjokesbyjeff:
I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

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just-shower-responses:

sideways-inspiration:
just-shower-responses:
just-shower-thoughts:
Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.
I CANT REACH ANYTHING
Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar
no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces

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lesbidrake:

buttercup-bug:
buttercup-bug:
i don’t care about zodiac signs or alignment charts!!!!!!!
what freakin eeveelution are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m flareon
here’s a quiz to help you out!

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