Silver Tongue

Apr 07

witchgays:

sapphicsucculent:

witchgays:

MLM

mage loving mage

Wlw

Witch loving witch

solidarity

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siderealsandman:
“ cephalotodd:
“rick riordan off the shits
”
rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers
”

siderealsandman:

cephalotodd:

rick riordan off the shits

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

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invincible-selfxmade-punk:
“ gabarsomali:
“ thejaystar13:
“ gabarsomali:
“So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay
”
Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not...

invincible-selfxmade-punk:

gabarsomali:

thejaystar13:

gabarsomali:

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this:
“If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.”

No. Literally no I do not.

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outofcontextdnd:

“Does losing a kidney to a demon goddess count as a preexisting condition?”

probablybadrpgideas:

A campaign full of bards. They are not only adventurers, but also a boyband. And there is also a single rogue, which acts as their manager

kinkstertime:

texnessa:

whales-are-gay:

femminiello:

gan-firling:

neueratemybaby:

cantnotmove:

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

WHAT DID WE DO?!

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When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

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Zillenial things

someoneintheshadow456:

strawberry-crocodile:

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

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anarqueer:
“ wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:
“ herovigilante:
“please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
”
“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs...

anarqueer:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

herovigilante:

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

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mrs-transmuter:

operativesurprise:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

i mean, its currently happening with legit

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