Silver Tongue

Apr 07

zicygomar:

invenblocker:

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ghostyrivergirl:

radicalseabies:

radicalseabies:

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

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baebyeolbe:

notevenpurpleu:

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Someone copy pasta something clever over this god tier reaction 

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nofacednerd:

YALL I GOT A THEORY

TELL US

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hunting for a gf

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saccharinescorpion: “ appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana • cute • perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you ”

saccharinescorpion:

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

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Paper Mario:

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Stryder7x: 

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canarry:

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

to be fair a bad storm is what killed her parents so the weather thing does have a reason

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otherwindow:

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otherwindow:

I’d like to think the reason why Mages live in towers is just by accident. 

Mages live in normal houses, but their magic does weird stuff to their home and stretches the house up into a tower. It’s also why powerful mages tend to have really big hats and overstretched robes.

This could also extend to why Mages don’t wear metal armour; it’ll just stretch and grow and get too heavy to use. Cloth is a safe option, and they can just cut away the extra fabric.

A mage’s staff is just their first wand but stretched.

please stop asking me about mage penises

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