Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.
Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.”
Me: “Is that so?”
Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.”
Me: “So men are the best way to go?”
Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.”
Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.”
Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”
I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.
I C O N I C
Rekt.
the irony is that men have historically left women unsatisfied.
