Silver Tongue

Apr 06

chefpyro:

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I wanna be pretty.

looks like a vermeer painting

gothiethefairy:

gothiethefairy:

lol, what if peter b complains about him and noir being the “oldest” in the spidey group

and noir says in his deep fucking nicolas cage voice, “actually, i’m nineteen.”

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Apr 05

brakken:
“ brakken:
“ conquer yourself
”
After many, many requests, I have finally made this AVAILABLE AS A PRINT
Woohoo ^3^
”

brakken:

brakken:

conquer yourself

After many, many requests, I have finally made this AVAILABLE AS A PRINT

Woohoo ^3^

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deluxetrashqueen:

The only reason that Venom 2 doesn’t have a director yet is because everyone in Hollywood knows it needs to be Guillermo del Toro and they’re too afraid to admit it.

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pembrokewkorgi:

robinmichelleblake:

wariofan63:

Therapist: Donkey Kong will not briskly walk diagonally into your house. That’s just not a realistic thought.

Donkey Kong:

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@pembrokewkorgi

Wow, Ruby Spears… just… wow.

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l3oss-tweed:

candygarnet:

how to appeal to me:

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lordwaily:

cartesiaalive:

lordwaily:

government-mandated-robo-gf:

lordwaily:

The only paranormal experience i ever had is when i went to bed once and had a dream about a demon pranking me by pouring water on me and when i woke up my bed was soaked, can demons perform actions in the dream world that change the real world?

You wet the bed bro

I was like 23 when this happened I don’t wet the bed

Do you think it’s more likely that an emissary of the Devil broke through the veil of Realities and poured water on your bed to give you a chuckle, or that you drank too much water the night before and made a little pee pee in your bed?

Absolutely the first, its not the first time demons have broken the veil

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somehowsentient:
“ fungalslime:
“When I was 3 I thought this was god
”
it is
”

somehowsentient:

fungalslime:

When I was 3 I thought this was god

it is

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twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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cyberlesbiab:

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

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