Silver Tongue

Apr 05

appendingfic: “ fyeahmarvel: ““LMFAO THEY’RE LEARNING! ” ” So what they’re saying is the secrecy of the movie is more important to them than giving the actor the context they need to provide a quality peformance Unsurprising ”

appendingfic:

fyeahmarvel:

LMFAO THEY’RE LEARNING!

So what they’re saying is the secrecy of the movie is more important to them than giving the actor the context they need to provide a quality peformance

Unsurprising

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completelyinfallible:

bro i hate to tell you this but your girl just teleported to my castle in wizard101

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snakegay:

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh  we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

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petits–oiseaux:

unboy:

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

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edensmidian: “ pumpkin-bread: “ wbicepuppy: “ gabbypie64: “ tharook: “ chromatocloo: “ Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle “So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s...

edensmidian:

pumpkin-bread:

wbicepuppy:

gabbypie64:

tharook:

chromatocloo:

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

“ruined”? made better

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

Stamps of approval

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probablybadrpgideas:

A party in which every member coincidentally has the same name.

gayghost:

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banishedquasiroyal:

older lady: why are these prices so HIGH

me: capitalism

older lady, suddenly going into beast mode: oh? then what do you want? socialism? communism?

me, who usually tries to refrain from throwing down with customers: idk, anything but what we have now lol ? free healthcare would be cool

older lady: WHAT i lived in great britain for FOUR YEARS and i HATED that. i don’t want to pay for somebody’s HEALTHCARE

me, losing my shit: okay but realistically that’s better than having 20 yr olds die because they didn’t get insulin right

older lady: but ABORTION is okay??

me, having lost my shit: are you trying to sound like a cartoon villain right now ma’am