Silver Tongue

Apr 05

alicenginger:

zooophagous:

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

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insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

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or this

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and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

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actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

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her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

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please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

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this is so funny, thank you

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fandomiislife:
“Well Tamatoa Hasn’t Always Been This Glam
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fandomiislife:

Well Tamatoa Hasn’t Always Been This Glam

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imidori-ya:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

imidori-ya:

Can you imagine the sheer confusion and fear American villains must’ve undergone when All Might was in America? Like, just think of how it would feel to have a very large Japanese man yelling the names of your country’s states at you right before he hits you with enough force to level a city. And United States of Smash is the ultimate power move, just yell the name of the country you’re in at your opponent until they cry. Every villain he faced in America was probably just doing this

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Originally posted by winamp

All Might: TEXAS SMASH!


Villain: /as he’s flying off from the impact/ we’re in New Yoooooorrrrkkkk!

This is the best addition to this post, don’t @ me

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thedreadqueen:

rowantheexplorer:

diseonfire:

the-bluuuuest:

michigrim:

michigrim:

Japan’s complete lack of understanding of declining birth rates in relation to its work culture reminds me a lot of how America has an assumption that millennials are killing industries when the truth is they are more frugal because of a lack of funds.


Both come from a conservative mindset that neglects the impact that a toxic work culture can have on society.

A 80+ hour work week in order to maintain financial stability isn’t exactly a solid ground to date people and eventually build a family from a healthy relationship.

A workforce comprised of 20 somethings that make between 20-40k a year in entry positions isn’t a good ground to build a reliable consumer base when a huge chunk of that is going to rent, utilities, car payments, and student loans.

This is a fascinating connection, you should write a paper on this

I am convinced that, in general, people want to have families. Many, if not most, would be happy to raise children. But in order to have children and raise them, especially to do so well, people need happy, stable relationships, financial security and time to devote to - you know - actually raising the child. You need both money and time to do that.

If people are not given the time and means to be able to create social connections and strong relationships, to devote to parenthood and family, then they are not going to do it. How can they?

If anything Millennials are out there trying to prove that we’re better potential parents than our parents were, because we’re practicing safe sex, using contraception and abortion to make sure we’re not bringing a child into a life that’s a financial mess where we’re working too many hours to even raise the kid. Prior generations complain that we were raised by TV and video games, and that may be true, but the thing is, we know that the reason we had to be raised by TV and video games is that their workaholic butts were never home to do it themselves, and we’re not going to do that to the next kids. And that may mean not having kids until conditions are right.

☕️

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sourdoughnibblers:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

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THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

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BOWLCUTS

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LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

enigmatic-fool:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

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Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

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No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.

Just say moirailegance

I HATE you.

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a-polite-melody:

deadpoolsbottombitch:

Just a reminder that K9s and police dogs are not cute. They are not “uwu smol pupper bean trying their best!1!1!” They are a twisted and evil creation of white supremacy and police violence. They are abused, tortured, and trained to maul victims to death unless they are removed with brute force. They are trained to attack harder if the victim adopts a defensive (nonthreatening) strance. They are *racist*, frequently trained to be particularly violent to black folks. And the vast majority of them are abused and euthanized. Remember this the next time you see a seeminly cute picture of a German Shepherd puppy in a too-large K9 vest: that dog is going to be trained to murder and brutalize, it is going to be tortured throughout training and service, and it will be killed just as thoughtlessly as its victims when it is no longer of use.

K9 units are police brutality.

The woman who runs the dog training facility that I’ve worked at has a rescue shepherd who failed out of K-9 unit training. Meaning that he didn’t tolerate the abuse he was put through.

This poor dog, while he’s doing so much better years down the line, took a long time to not be wary of everyone and everything. And because he’d had some attack training, him being wary meant that he’d attack. The K-9 unit training made this dog afraid of the world and the only thing the dog knew how to do to make scary things stop was to attack.

He’s still reactive and still extremely cautious of people he doesn’t know and can still flip into that attack mode if a lot of care isn’t given to reading his body language and understanding when he’s even the slightest bit tense so that he can be excused from the situation. All because of what was done to him through K-9 unit training.

The abuse from K-9 unit training stays with these dogs their whole lives. It’s cruel and heartless what these dogs go through, and it’s just as cruel and heartless what these dogs end up doing to people because of that training.

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