Silver Tongue

Apr 03

Anonymous asked: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

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inhumanwithanimpala:

kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

What the fuck

i would get crucified on candycanes in the candy room for claiming to be willy wonkas estranged child

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• Uxie: How in the fuck do you know about this magical lake?
• Grovyle: Craigslist.

lokiloop:

Thanks to @askt3algurl for commissioning me! I should draw interactions between these two more often.

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sweatersketchbook:

we are in final boss territory, kiddos

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carrionthrash:

just saw someone call putin a terf….. I’m so tired.. u know u can just call people transphobic like I think the implication that putin is a radical feminist might be a little off the mark

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starship-one:

Jane: Roxy how many goddamn cats do you HAVE?

Roxy, with complete seriousness: I only have one it’s just very fast

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