Silver Tongue

Apr 05

dat-soldier:

paper-mario-wiki:

dat-soldier:

Wish masks were legal to wear all the time. I don’t want anyone to lay eyes on me. I am at my most comfortable when I am not being perceived.

never leave the house. make all your money online. order food instead of making food. ALWAYS pay online instead of in cash. to avoid the delivery person seeing your face, create an intricate pulley system that leads to your window that they can put the food in. like in the lorax.

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like this.

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i-moved-again-lmao:

Rock Lee can and will beat the ever lovin fuck out of the entire goddamn naruto cast and the only reason he hasn’t slapped the holy fucking ghost out of sausage man or nard is because he is made out of 70% love for friends 30% respect for women

I love u funky turtle man

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priestessamy:
“ the-real-ted-cruz:
“ multiplegenredisorder:
“ martunamajor:
“ unlimitedtrashworks:
“ legalizevore:
“my dad guillermo laying it out
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His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest...

priestessamy:

the-real-ted-cruz:

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

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what level of woke

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

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lastoneout:

jayalaw:

goth-aunt:

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I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

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miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

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critical-perspective:
“ americansylveon:
“ shitpost-senpai:
“ snowystater:
“ bitty
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Actually, This is how the webcam was invented.
At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client...

critical-perspective:

americansylveon:

shitpost-senpai:

snowystater:

bitty

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

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At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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lorlocks:

faust-and-furious:

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

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Agreed

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