Silver Tongue

Apr 02

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bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

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weirdlylyricalnotes:

theotherwesley:

geeofficerkrupke:

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

There it is. The Passover Dad Joke. The Dad Joke Prime. The one all dads are born knowing, waiting for that first holy day when they can finally annoy their offspring with it. 

For those who don’t know:

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fairygodrobot:

moonlandingwasfaked:

multitrackdrifting:

onahole:

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

but Henry infinite chocolate

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cha-chi-san:

Ok fine, here’s one thing to keep in mind when drawing armor. It should protect the character, not hurt them.

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owldork1998:

kaedeakamatsu:

kaedeakamatsu:

kaedeakamatsu:

kaedeakamatsu:

kaedeakamatsu:

i had to rush to my computer to make this

…

listen. i am the daughter of a band teacher, i am a singer, and i am a former actress. when it came time for me to choose what to include in this musical meme… i entirely forgot that orchestra fucking existed. 

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

i humbly present this alignment chart to you in the spirit of innovation and melodious gays.

love,
your choir pan op

This is As Many Extra-Cariculars As They’ll Let Me Take Erasure

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