Silver Tongue

Apr 02

givemeunicorns:

I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me. 

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geisterwand:
“ mathematicianalias:
“ stingdragon:
“ fartgallery:
“ ACTIVATING DEATH RAY
”
Your death will be quick and pineless
”
My life is now better with this pun in it.
” ”

geisterwand:

mathematicianalias:

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

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eevaningtea:
“x2 Beatdown (Strider and Pyrope Style)
”

eevaningtea:

x2 Beatdown (Strider and Pyrope Style)

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urfaveistransandplaysminecraft:

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Zoe from Monster Prom is canonically trans and plays Minecraft!

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my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry:

sapphic-giraffic:

Listen.

Everyone is furries.

Every single one of us.

You either live your truth, or you die lying to yourself.

Don’t wait.

You have nothing to lose but your chains :3c

“you have nothing to lose but your chains” is raw as fuck and to finish it with a “:3c” is a fucking power move

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kang0-0a:
“사혼의 멘탈 조각을 찾아서
”

kang0-0a:

사혼의 멘탈 조각을 찾아서

(via moonpaw)

summertudinal:

sankarian:

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

Thor age 8 

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