Silver Tongue

Apr 01

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bemusedlybespectacled:

momnar:

maximum-overboner:

pyreo:

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

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FOr real tho, when one of my players couldnt make it to the session, i just had them get the flu and the others did a one shot joining a talent show in neverwinter.

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just-shower-thoughts:

The straight guys who think that every gay guy wants to have sex with them are the same guys who think they have a legitimate shot at having sex with a lesbian

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happy april fools. please take this bird

sugarandie:

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hahaha…….hooohoohoo

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bamboozle!! i got you a bird and many eggs

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ha!!

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got you……….again……by the april fools beepers……it was multiple birds the entire time…not just one, no egg…………they tell u they hope u have a great april first

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scroll down for a pupper

knife-friend:

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APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^

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stuffingbuttsandstuff:

greensfeld:

they should have known simon was gay the whole time the boy cannot sit properly

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I’m feeling attacked.

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