Silver Tongue

Apr 01

lightersandcurls:
stimman4000:
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What
Confusion Pride Flag

April Fools……. jerk.

calslaundry:
fierceawakening:
universefemme:
softclary:
you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out
Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men
What the everloving fuck

(via demilypyro)

abundantchewtoys:

the-real-numbers:
philosophy-and-coffee:
the-real-numbers:
the-real-numbers:
the-real-numbers:
You can’t uninstall edge from win10
“Developers stop making your bad/invasive bloatware programs unremovable” challenge
Heck I should be able to delete system32 if I really want to
Look if I cant fuck up my computer with one misplaced unix command it’s a bad operating system
^– If you’re looking for more of the same “why am I doing this to myself”, google Hatetris, from the same creator.
It’s an Evil Tetris clone that spawns the block you need least, every single time.

(via newbarrk)

perksofbeingagayflower:

spcrash:
he changed his name on twitter

(via newbarrk)

tredlocity:

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

(via newbarrk)

stoerfrequenz:

Kafei with a little twist in wardrobe. I would never be able to change his outfit totally because I like it how it is.

(via mbulteau)

kineticpenguin:

trader-j0e:
kineticpenguin:
I would be absolutely insufferable as an astronaut
Explain
NASA would be unable to call the ISS without having being treated to a reenactment of the Moonbase Alpha aeiou video

(via newbarrk)

artenega:

shiftythrifting:
ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes
I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

(via newbarrk)