Silver Tongue

Mar 31

sjaejoneswriter:
“ joe-normal:
“ joe-normal:
“ loptrlaufey:
“In Love with these scene ***
”
k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality
”
ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking...

sjaejoneswriter:

joe-normal:

joe-normal:

loptrlaufey:

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Also the fact that Thor and Loki are named as their characters, but Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum in every universe, fictional or otherwise.

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mylordshesacactus:

glumshoe:

Murphy’s Law of Tumblr: anything that can be misinterpreted will be misinterpreted

Several things that cannot possibly be misinterpreted by any form of mental gymnastics known to man will also be misinterpreted.

not all gymnasts are men!

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today is trans day of fuck

4lung:

broodmother:

shit fuck damn

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adurot:
“ random-cluster–missile:
“ valhecka:
“ you should experience this....

adurot:

random-cluster–missile:

valhecka:

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

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nientedal:
“ frei-rancken:
“ optimysticals:
“ bert-and-ernie-are-gay:
“look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead
”
But I get a...

nientedal:

frei-rancken:

optimysticals:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

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cowboysuggest:

Trans rights yeehawwwww!

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