Silver Tongue

Mar 31

“There’s nothing morally wrong with fisting a giraffe.”

mediumsizedboy:
krafteasymac:
worms that make you cum
So just normal worms?
Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

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hostilemuppet:

tits out in denver mid november

(via newbarrk)

dongoverlord:

infinite-fuckpit:
spadefish:
vaporwavesimulator:
when fans portray a character as a smooth flirty fucker when in canon they’re just like ‘hey who wants to watch me chug this entire fucking bottle of root beer’
sans fucking cheated because he’s a skeleton and all the root beer goes literally right through him so there are no physical consquences for him

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rusheloc:

mrbiggsproductions:
siderealsandman:
tomthefanboy:
tomthefanboy:
tomthefanboy:
what-if-but-bear:
asriel-dreemurr:
transcoranic:
ethantherenegade:
shorthalt:
sagasofsundry:
fayevalentin:
sagasofsundry:
thebalancearc:
d&d spells as memes. i’ll start
power word kill

heroes’ feast
Mirror image
dissonant whispers
counterspell
Vicious Mockery
Charm Person
magic missile
@tomthefanboy
Summon Elemental (Earth)
Delayed Blast Fireball
Polymorph Other
Psychic Scream
Astral Projection
Forbidden Speech

Planear Ally

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lets play YDYD is more intense than game of thrones

[video]

*minor inconvenience*

Me: Todd…

anditssunday:

dr-doc-phd:
anditssunday:
driving to heaven y’all want anything?
can i get a uuuuuuuuh promise of everlasting peace?
absolutely son John 3:16 baby, AMEN

can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu medium waters of life?

(via gearholder)

intlsugarbaby:

homosexualstereotypes:
aleaula:
tahitea:
ohmonroe:
niick4:
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash
love this
they caused a car crash
No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.
^ Reblog for the comment and lovely picture

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