Silver Tongue

Mar 31

dankmemeuniversity:

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bizarrolord:

prokopetz:

The irony of conspiracy theory culture is that their theories are often far less bizarre than the real explanations.

Take crop circles in Australian poppy fields, for example. Is it aliens? Satanists? Alien satanists?

Nope:

Stoned wallabies.

From the standpoint of pure bafflement, that’s reality: 1, conspiracy theorists: 0.

Or in the words of one Phillip J. Fry: “Insane theories one, normal theories a billion!”

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chazmemes:

Toga Himiko mini comics from Chapter 203

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bananavorecorner:

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destinytomoon:

Queen

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zagreus:

moistmailman:

Nobody:

Dante:

the poet? from 13th century italy?

yea

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ivadeshin:

needsmoredorks:

Matt Mercer talking about getting the McElroys on critical role was so wholesome but I cannot fathom what it would be like to see literal angel Matt Mercer interacting with the pure amalgamation of chaotic energy that is the McElroys

“hey can we VAPE??? hey matthew CAN WE VAPE?????”

I dont know what would be funnier. The mcelroy fam playing a 1 shot made by mercer and completely derailing the campaign or mercer playing a 1 shot with griffin and realizing just how much of a fish out of water he is as soon as an NPC talks and theres an elevator.

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dat-goat-boi:

cockjelly:

motherfucker-unlimited:

everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs

Originally posted by breathinginbiology

Originally posted by spectrometrie

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