Silver Tongue

Mar 31

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

tfw you play Portal and kinda want to stop GLaDOS but also wouldn’t be that bothered if she “won”

GLaDOS: Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

Me, now knowing her backstory from Portal 2

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niccxlomachiavelli:

silver-tongues-blog:

seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020

why don’t people actually just vote for the person who best represents their political interests. jfc, you get your one vote; quit telling others how they have to use theirs.

because thats gonna split the democratic vote and result in four more years of republicans. dont get me wrong, vote whoever you want in the primaries but come election day, the main priority should be stopping the people who built their campaign on racisim, homophobia, general bigotry and ignorance.

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fool-errant:

anais-ninja-bitch:

sinnahsaint:

strongorcbutch:

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Biggest fucking mood.

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen.

I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

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stability:
“this is the best one omg
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stability:

this is the best one omg

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unpredictablememes:

Only intellectuals know what this is 😎

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Mar 30

redprincessofdawn:

redprincessofdawn:

selenedrakant:

redprincessofdawn:

redprincessofdawn:

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

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me: ??????

me:

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Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

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dberl:

iaintkissingnofrog:

fuggles:

pussypisces:

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This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

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winklekinkle asked: Angelo B6 It's what he deserves

uncle-cucky:

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He doesn’t like having hairy legs but he likes being a cute goat, he will mug you tho

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wizardjpeg:

toastpotent:

wizardjpeg:

using my resources to dump a inordinate amount of cucumber, into the water supply. i am talking 1:1 ratio. they will thank me once the subtle flavor kicks in

cucumber is like 95% water dipshit you’re just adding more water

and yet. that remaining 8%, makes all of the difference

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