Silver Tongue

Mar 29

the-worm-man:

benjiecf:

duskianfae:

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

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YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

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girlkisser:

girlkisser:

like not to be too mogai but some of y’all really are mean to asexual people, polyamorous people, etc for no reason… jokes every now and then are one thing but people will really act like belonging to these groups makes someone inherently “problematic” when there are plenty of ace/polyam people who mind their business. and honestly just because these aren’t identities people are oppressed for doesn’t mean they don’t face discrimination for them in their personal lives. idk. just be kind.

this isn’t about stuff like “the grinch is, dare i say, asexual” or chris fleming’s polyamory video btw that’s jokes that’s whatever. but some of y’all will straight up vilify people for not wanting to have sex which is like. not something anyone should be subjected to and doesn’t become any less nasty just because you’re directing it towards asexual people specifically.

ive seen people accuse ace people of being pedos

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Mar 28

skeletonshead:

rnyfh:

the greeks at the gates of troy

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[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!

Objection, the horse was a gift to athena to mark the greeks (feigning) surrendering and the trojans were warned not to steal it or they will suffer her wrath. The trojans were the ones who looked at the tribute to athena as penance for losing a war and said

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sympathetic-deceit-trash:

captainlordauditor:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

this…..this is the addams family

That’s because the Addams are a healthy family

the addams family is a healthy family because its the antithesis of the nuclear family that capitalism marketed as the ideal family.

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bitchesgetriches:
“911 I just witnessed a murder
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bitchesgetriches:

911 I just witnessed a murder

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hubris-i:

bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

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