Silver Tongue

Mar 30

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Anonymous asked: THE FACT THAT YOU NAMED YOUR CHICKEN KYLO HEN IS MAKING ME INCREDIBLY HAPPY , LIKE I READ THE NAME AND INSTANTLY SENT THIS ASK I DIDNT EVEN FINISH READING , BE BLESSETH tm DUDE

arahir:

i have three chickens: kylo hen, hen solo, and heneral clucks

officialkeikoandgilly:

zuzuthejerkbender:

arcane-overlord:

zuzuthejerkbender:

roaringstream:

alloverthegaf:

@the-emophoenix-hoard submitted:

Chic…ken

Colon…el Sand…ers

Ed…ward

Ed…ward, ……… Pass…. the bis….cuits. 

Oh you bastards…

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jade-ellsworth:

will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer

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rose-ebottles:

rose: *tries to impress kanaya on the meteor to look cool by speedrunning super monkeyball and beats each level within a few seconds*

kanaya:

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Every Phoenix Wright Case

hawkscape:

Witness: He walked in and shot the guy

What actually happened:

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ithelpstodream:

thebittercoffee:

ithelpstodream:

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

do you see that T in LGBT?

stop excluding agender and non-binary folk. cis people do a good enough of a job at that already.

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