Silver Tongue

Mar 30

Day 4 of @taakitzweek: Date night!
It’s just two silly boys playing with each others hair

writing-prompt-s:
As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.
Tough shit, kids, God has to write a fuckin thesis.

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

[video]

Anonymous asked: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

vampireapologist:

hubbabubba-overlord:
vampireapologist:
I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue
I would really hope theyd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worst apex predator ever.
this is also an extremely fucking valid point

[video]

daltries:

yknow what i like???
i’ll tell u what i like,,,

@banishedquasiroyal

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“Did I just get burned by my own fucking sword?!” — Our tiefling bard (disguised as an elf) to our DM after his magical sword said that a fair fight didn’t sound like him

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