Silver Tongue

Mar 27

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

my-analogical-romance:
iamtrashofthetrashiestorder:
spicywillgraham:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
allo-nsy:
Dirt
Funeral Home
Weed
Grass
Holy Water
Laundromat
Leather
New Zealand
Play-Doh
Wet Garden
Tomato
Suntan Lotion
Sex on the Beach
Riding Crop
Soap
And Finally, Swimming Pool
The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’
catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor
Is this how Demeter copes during the 6 months Persephone is gone
IM CACKLING
CAN I USE “HOLY WATER - TRY ME” AS A REACTION IMAGE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS PERFECT

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starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:
lunalovegoodjunior:
hermionemollypeggypond:
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron

you know what this means though, right? the secret to long life is having a nose!

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peachdoxie:
australet789:
peachdoxie:
dragon-in-a-fez:
peachdoxie:
peachdoxie:
peachdoxie:
peachdoxie:
Just had a terrifying cryptid idea
A moose crossed with a kangaroo
I don’t even know how this would work but the idea of a creature with the energy of both a moose AND a kangaroo terrifies me to my core
Exactly!
angry centaur
See, I thought about that, but part of the terror of a kangaroo is the hopping part. I don’t know how a centaur would effectively communicate that terror.
@peachdoxie i had to give it a try lol
Dkfjzkofjzjckslfjhsb this is beautiful and terrifying to picture leaping through the woods/outback after me in the dark of a moonless night.
One question though: what do you think the scale on this to a human would be?
something like this for me. similar to a horse. but their hops would be….something

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forever-memes:

Outstanding move

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