Silver Tongue

Mar 26

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ohcoolaslug:

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter

when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend

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when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles

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People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance

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thyrell:
“ theloa:
“ lucentgallivanter:
“ benfoldsone:
“ this is some horror movie shit
”
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for...

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

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i-am-vail:

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I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all

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pyronoid-d:
“ joey-wheeler-official:
“ doom-exe:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ mikucrossing:
“ Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately...

pyronoid-d:

joey-wheeler-official:

doom-exe:

rasec-wizzlbang:

mikucrossing:

Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately started complaining that it was ‘ableist’ and ‘dangerous’ to epileptic people. Of course, a bunch of people called them out saying how the colors didn’t change fast enough to cause a seizure and whatnot, fast forward a few days, the person gets blasted like discourse does, and instead of apologizing, they pose as their sister saying that the ‘t’ colors sent them into a seizure and ultimately a coma.

At least, this was what I thought of. Might not be the specific one op is talking about.

“Might not be the specific one op is talking about.”

how many times has this happened

I thought this was about the Hitler kin user

The whom?

Tumblr is a constantly evolving episode of The Twilight Zone

jesus i remember that asshole who claimed his sister had a seizure. He hijacked my post to say it and so i got a lot of anon hate for his actions by people who didnt know how to differentiate between users. When he was called out, he tried to pass off the obituary of a stillborn as his sisters.

Though i thought the OP was referring to the minor who regularly distributed nude images of himself and harassed people in the mlp fandom and trying to make his own doctor who/mlp crossover colab blog to counter the one that was actually popular and filled with people he’s already harassed.

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teathattast:

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officialkeikoandgilly:
“ sadakotetsuwan:
“ zamisriza-the-resurrection:
“Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
”
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
”
I’ll buy that...

officialkeikoandgilly:

sadakotetsuwan:

zamisriza-the-resurrection:

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

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Originally posted by zigfried-von-schroeder

I’ll buy that for a toon dollar.

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breadmeat:
“mae
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breadmeat:

mae

(via aeritus)

jitterbugjive:

I hate all these godamn impatient morons who think a story sucks if it doesn’t IMMEDIATELY drop in to the main plot

Bedeviled Derpy could ONLY do that because the characters were pre-established, dipshits

oof i know exactly what you mean. Theyre the same kind of people who complained that not every conflict or background moment wasnt immediately resolved in steven universe.