I miss “vintage” anime artstyles, it was plain and simple back then but nowadays all i see is a woman who’s supposedly 1000yrs old looking like she’s 12 or women/girls having such unrealistic body shapes i.e boobs being bigger than their whole damn head and looking like it would snap their spine in half irl, also waists so tiny you wonder if they even have all their organs intact. Boobs DON’T have to jiggle with every step you take pls i’m begging for some normal fucking animation here
Like these two characters are roughly around the same age what’s going on
Let’s talk about the anime that have been on air long enough to have started off seemingly appeasing / logical that have become overdeveloped, eye sore mess:
well! it’s a no game AU–basically this is a timeline offshoot where the babies put on meteors were swapped, and everyone’s kind of just…going through life normally (within like, our version of reality. just a little to the left. so nobody ever plays the game, but shhhh )
but anyway! classpects are good so
jade: witch of light (she can manipulate how fortune and luck work, as well as some destiny aspects. horrifying!)
rose: seer of breath (she has complete understanding over freedom, balance, and how to achieve those things, without really being able to influence them. also terrifying)
dave: knight of space (homeboy would have to do the entire frog breeding on his own. just…think about that)
john: heir of time (local man disappears into the timeline, and becomes the fabric of reality)
Shit, heir of time John sounds like regular John but with retcon powers by default
Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just got her baby to sleep and the flight attendants are all whispering and the person next to me pulled out a fucking BLENDER Id go absolutely fucking apeshit
