that “people just be out there called Merlin” post is funny to me in particular cause my mom (being really into arthurian shit) gave me the middle name Emrys, which is Merlin’s Welsh name.
Emrys would eventually morph into Emily to become my trans name.
Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain