Silver Tongue

Mar 22

I think the ultimate speedrunners are the anti vax groups for finishing life well before the average completion time.

rosexknight:

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feministism:

I’ve seen the same thing happen over candy.

The boy wanted Saltwater Taffy. “No, that’s GIRL candy! They chew on it and play with their hair, pick something else.” I had never been so bamboozled nor heard anything so bizarre.

Saw this at Target just the other day. His big sister grabbed a Barbie. One of the big fancy Disney Barbies. Mom said it was his turn to pick something out. He went for a Barbie (presumably wanting to be cool like his big sister but he went to a different kind of Barbie so he wasn’t copying her) but NOPE! Mom grabbed his hand and said “No that’s a girl toy go pick out a boy toy.”

Yeah. Because your son playing with a Barbie doll is just the WORST THING he could ever do.

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tokai-teio:

anchovy-official:

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

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schi-walker-locked:

a-small-bowl-of-noodles:

kakaphoe:

of-another-broken-heart:

kakaphoe:

asymbina:

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:

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captaindeadpoet:

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kayas-wife:

chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

funny, thats the same thing the guy in the elevator said

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chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

the D in DnD stands for Daddy

WHICH D?

WHICH D?

Which one do you think is less cursed?
Dungeons and daddys
Daddys and dragons
Daddys and daddys

The real answer is dungeons andaddy dragons

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chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

the D in DnD stands for Daddy

WHICH D?

WHICH D?

Which one do you think is less cursed?
Dungeons and daddys
Daddys and dragons
Daddys and daddys

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theelectricundead:

Pages 30

Read on Tapas or Webtoons

New pages every other day

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the D in DnD stands for Daddy

bitchycode:

I hate when I’m going to makeup and Jerry is calling me for a mission

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