Technically speaking Moses was the first person who downloaded data from Cloud to his tablet.
(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)
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orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.
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im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet
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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
(Source: degenerate-perturbation, via wuffleton)
“This is not Orc du Soleil.” — The DM, while describing a bunch of orcs that were doing flips. (via outofcontextdnd)
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vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
Oh my god they were tombmates
two dudes chilling in a coffin 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay
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