Silver Tongue

Mar 27

showerthoughtsofficial:

Technically speaking Moses was the first person who downloaded data from Cloud to his tablet.

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)

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validmogai:
“orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.
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validmogai:

orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.

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jonbutter:
“ agoodcartoon:
“im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet
” ”

jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

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revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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(Source: revenantplasme, via wuffleton)

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

(Source: degenerate-perturbation, via wuffleton)

“This is not Orc du Soleil.” — The DM, while describing a bunch of orcs that were doing flips. (via outofcontextdnd)

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scafe-dragon:

shitmemesforshitteens:

thechildrenarewaiting:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

Oh my god they were tombmates

two dudes chilling in a coffin 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay

@xneoncrayon

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