Silver Tongue

Mar 27

powerlesbo:

canmom:

MP100: strangely enough, an anime

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lornagonigall:

cheshireinthemiddle:

therepublicofrapunzel:

pishposh-habberdash:

therepublicofrapunzel:

themixtrovert:

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth

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Originally posted by flyingsexsnakess

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pinesinthewoods:

iridescentoracle:

extremelight9:

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Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?

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She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.

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She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.

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She managed to get unicorn hair.

#she mainTAINED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BROTHER #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Originally posted by gnarlytrumpet

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unsettlingstories:

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

tilthat:

TIL we call the animal a cow because the herdsmen were English, but the meat beef because chefs were often French and beef is similar to the old French word for a cow. The same is true for pig/pork, and sheep/mutton.

via reddit.com

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Its 2018 I think that milhouse should be a meme

daily-davestrider:
“The first decent dave ive drawn in like… 4 years
”

daily-davestrider:

The first decent dave ive drawn in like… 4 years

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showerthoughtsofficial:

When someone accuses you of being lazy, it’s almost always because you aren’t doing something they want you to do; so it’s a shaming tactic rather than constructive criticism.

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transpeter:

transpeter:

transpeter:

marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

*cilnt makes amazing sandwich and sits down*

Clint: …
Clint: Tony can handle it *goes to bite into sadnwich*

Tony on clints phone: “hey we could use your help around here”

cilnt: ….

*clint puts phone on silence*

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Cleric: so that pool is full of acid

Me (DM) : yes, and it’s powerful enough to desolve rocks in seconds

Cleric: … I want to jump into it and see what happens

Me: you…you want to jump into the acid pool??

Cleric: just to see what happens

To absolutely no suprise the cleric lost half his health and some equipment..

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