Silver Tongue

Mar 21

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ankle-beez:

perfectcromulence:

goopy-amethyst:

ankle-beez:

Isn’t her middle name “the”?

@golden-labs

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dankmemeuniversity:

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thyrell:

*turns on the tap and steals all their gasoline out of it*

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chefpyro:

if i was a dnd character what would my race and class be

tiefling

Conservatives: I wanna kill everyone who isnt me

Librals: I dont want me or my friends to be murdered

Centrists: I think theyre both equally wrong.

farcryfromhere:

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official-venom-snake:

nathanbutler:

nathanbutler:

public transit

I know sjw Tumblr would never believe me on this but this bus actually pulled up to me on the street once and a bunch of people came out and started beating me and I died

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onsighthoe:

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pinsir:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

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