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Isn’t her middle name “the”?
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*turns on the tap and steals all their gasoline out of it*
if i was a dnd character what would my race and class be
tiefling
Conservatives: I wanna kill everyone who isnt me
Librals: I dont want me or my friends to be murdered
Centrists: I think theyre both equally wrong.
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public transit
I know sjw Tumblr would never believe me on this but this bus actually pulled up to me on the street once and a bunch of people came out and started beating me and I died
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Windex isn’t carbonated
The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
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