Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
this is accurate
Conservatives: Why don’t you all care about me?!
Everyone else: [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
Anonymous asked: ive seen antis claim that two adults who are less than a week age difference was pedophilia because they had been dating since they were under 18. Ive seen people claim that shipping feferi and jade is incest. because jades grandpa was raised by sassacre and condesce and condesce is the genetic duaghter of feferi so obviously that makes feferi jades great great grandma or some bullshit. antis just want drama and be on a pedestal.
you see, THIS is what it means to be chaotic evil. none of your lame ass edgelords who are just assholes, no THIS. A vaillain who is down to earth and has priorities.
“the dolorosa sounds and speaks exactly like the final pam” is not something i knew i needed but friend headcanons generally are exactly what makes the world go round
how did your bbq go handmaid. Not very good it seems
Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games
Wind Waker Bokoblins
Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.
8/10
Twilight Princess Bokoblins
Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.
4/10
Skyward Sword Bokoblins
These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.
6/10
Breath of the Wild Bokoblins
Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!
9/10
???
Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!
10/10
If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin
