Silver Tongue

Mar 26

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claydart:

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Right now the Dutch news is reporting how people are making fun of the prime minister for always wearing the same outfit.

God, I’m glad things are this boring here.

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Specifically it’s about this outfit he’s been wearing for four straight years when meeting the populace: a grey hoodie and puffy blue coat.

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But, you know, hardly the worst thing a leader of a country has done lately.

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crazymuff1n:

rootbeergoddess:

violentlybarnes:

peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it. 

he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window

They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him

“I am Groot!”

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”

“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused

“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”

“I am Groot”

“yeah of course”

“I am Groot”

“Who are you calling old!?”

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windycube:

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deku-smash:

deku-smash:

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

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the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

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the-average-gatsby:

theactorsjourney:

aw-blog-no:

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

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A+ for the effort you put in

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douche-slug:
“saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.
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douche-slug:

saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.

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