what kind of dnd alignment would you call a character who has good intentions and tries really hard but is just a total disaster at everything they do, asking for a friend
which is more stupid/fun:
a unicorn centaur or a unicorn minotaur
Unicorn Satyr where the beard is the horn
god you’re so fucking hired
standard unicorns that are just horses or classical unicorn with golden cloven hooves and long ropey tails?
what kind of dnd alignment would you call a character who has good intentions and tries really hard but is just a total disaster at everything they do, asking for a friend
Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.
Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like
Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.
Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.
Sorcerers: I was born with magic.
Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.
Bard: I play the fiddle lmao
wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality
bard: doot doot magic flute
to be fair it probably takes years of practice to become good enough at music to set people on fire.
