March 20th
is that the council room fugato?
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
Hes a chaotic dumbass 😂
Lip Guitar
its him. the maddest lad.
(via deep-sea-prince)
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A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.
…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……
(via demilypyro)
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Дефицит кадров
“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).
he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER
more like meownyager
(via taffybuns)
we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.
the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined
(via demilypyro)
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everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension
d) all of the above
it says and
you propose a theorem and then you include proof
how dare you say we piss on the poor!
(via rosexknight)
my wife: actively pushing out our baby
me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries
are you telling me you’d rob your child of being born on 4/20 because of astrology
I’m an Aries and I take offense to both these things.
(via rosexknight)
