Silver Tongue

Mar 19

chefpyro:
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“new theme? give opinion.
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the deed is done.
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yes actually here’s the latest:
• crash bandicoot is in smash (obviously)
• paper mario: thousand year door remake
• GAMECUBE 2
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chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

new theme? give opinion.

the deed is done.

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yes actually here’s the latest:

  1. crash bandicoot is in smash (obviously)
  2. paper mario: thousand year door remake
  3. GAMECUBE 2
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can you tie the gamecube 2 to a truck and drag it a few blocks and it still be perfectly playable?

you fucking know you can!!!

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profeminist:

left-reminders:

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larmalot:

bilt2tumble:

clover11-10:

kasaron:

avatrashh:

nightwinggirl42:

seyaryminamoto:

madamebomb:

xenavitani:

focusas:

amporas:

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

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the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

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sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.

I said it once and i say it again.

Azula considered Sokka to be the biggest threat in this group and countered him first. What this picture miss is Sokka sanding nearby. All members of this group unleash their attack at same time, but Azula reacts to boomerang first. If you watch this part in slow motion, you could see that Sokka’s boomerang was the first thing that would hit Azula and may even incapacitate her making her unable to continue to fight. So she had to counter in first. She deflected it with well placed shoot.

Then and only then, when there is no immediate threat, she starts to create her blue fire wall to counter other elements.

Lets think about this. How hard should you have to throw something to make it move faster that any elemental attack? Either all elemental attacks are slow or you are pretty strong. That said nonbenders with good aim and strong hands could easily overpower benders if they timed it right.(Aang got captured by Yuan archers who are all nonbenders.) Azula knew of this and acted according to it. She is talented bender and you may think that she should enlist other benders to help her track and capture Zuko, Iroh, and later avatar, but instead she uses her nonbender friend to help her.

Even if you have no bending you can still fight… and win.

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Let’s not forget that on the Day of Black Sun, Sokka was the one in charge and Azula was no idiot Azula knew that.

When Aang, Sokka, and Toph all confronted Azula, she proceeded to make them chase her and waste their time. Azula is not only talented, she’s sly and smart as hell. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SAW THROUGH THAT BS CHASE?

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Originally posted by lokgifsandmusings

Sokka.

NOT ONLY THAT
but after Sokka explains to the Gaang that Azula is just baiting them, Azula actually verbally attacks Sokka. Not through fighting, but through words, knowing not only that an intelligent person like him could only be brought down with emotions BUT that Sokka was the leader and if she could get him the stay, Aang and Toph would follow his lead.

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Azula knew Sokka was their strength and took him down. WOULD SHE DO THAT IF HE WASNT A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO HER!!??!

No. She wouldn’t waste her time and energy on someone she didn’t think was capable of actually getting in her way.

WHEN SHE GETS HER FIREBENDING BACK SHE HAS THE OPTION OF ATTACKING BADASS METAL BENDING TOPH AND THE FUCKING AVATAR

WHO DOES SHE ATTACK?!?!

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Azula never underestimated the power of non benders especially an intelligent one like Sokka. Sokka was a huge threat to fucking Azula on multiple occasions. 

Remember that.

Look at this spot on fucking discourse. LOOK AT IT.

Just thought I’d drop this 

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into the debate as well, (instead of actually fighting him she backs off, and who blames her? Sokka’s club looks like it could shatter bones…).

Along with this:

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Scenes with Azula confronting Sokka are few and far in between but they paint a pretty interesting picture, don’t they? 

I mean, Azula’s friends/most trusted warriors were two non-benders. Mai was an expert with thrown weapons and Tai Lee was the only chi blocker shown in the first series, and she was able to take down half a groups of earth nation soldiers like that. Azula knows that non-benders are dangerous and she sees sokka for the genius he is

She’s knows she can take bending, she can redirect fire and she’s fought Katara a lot- but unlike Zuko she was probably never trained with weapons, she knows she has no defense to a sword or a club, and she knows that one of Ty Lee’s biggest advantage is that people underestimate her

Let me sum this up;

It doesn’t matter how much crazy magic bullshit you have, a sword to the face is a sword to the face. 

My man Sokka getting the recognition he deserves

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Ok is NOBODY gonna talk about The Kyoshi Warriors? Or, I mean, SUKI!?!? Who dropped, AT LEAST 5 Firebenders who could SEE HER coming AND took the Warden hostage all by herself, during the escape from Boiling Rock Prison! Like it was NBD!! Yeah, this is just ONE of the MANY things about A;TLAB that made it SUCH increadable Story Telling; It showed that Benders could be, and were, ridiculously powerful, but NOT unbeatable… If you were smart like Sokka, skilled like Mai or Ty Lee, or fast as HELL like Suki.

YASSSSSS

Azula is a flip wizard. She knows not to underestimate the fighters and that shes fucked if she gets hit.

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Mar 18

khelladon:

tenaciousdecapitator:

sokkable:

in m. night’s movie they replaced actual Chinese characters that were readily available and shown in literally every single episode with gibberish nonsense that is also high key ugly

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here’s the link to the the OP

They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.

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ghc:

starofjudgement:

hey guys reminder to not make “feral” jokes because se hjsh skjdjksj jsdjdh jj jhjhfhjs hhsu iuehsjd mbns hsdkjwbnjk oiasioi ajshjdsaj bjfkdjfbgjkahw hahsh shsh hhskshf aadas hfhfhasgdagsd ddd hdhs qjjq kjqwjk bhassakjafb 

this is written like one of those fallout terminal entries where during the last entry the author succumbs to radiation poisioning mid sentence

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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

having a painful zit on the nose is the worst

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What about INSIDE the nose?

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Originally posted by d-parke

ever had one in the ear?

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badjokesbyjeff:

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes, and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them for you

Woman: Oh no! Not my brother, he’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: Well that isn’t so bad, and what did he name the boy?

Doctor: Denephew

(via demilypyro)

theglowpt2:

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

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wildxwildxwest:

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

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dragongf:

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

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