Silver Tongue

Mar 18

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judgingyourgrammar:

theocseason4:

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Scream

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

Maybe the true walls were the friends we made along the way

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Discussion topic

probablybadrpgideas:

I cast create food and drink for my party.

My party are an Orc (Carnivorous), an Elf (Herbivorous), a Human (Omnivorous), a Vampire (only eats blood) and the party mascot, a Rust Monster (eats metal)

What do i make? 

I first asked this at 19 and haven’t got a straight answer yet

-Mod Pencil.

Roast pig on a silver platter. The elf eats the apple and garnish. The vampire drinks the meat juices, the orc and human eat the pig and the rust monster eats the platter

bitchycode:

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Ah yes, my favorite doors.

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probablybadrpgideas:

Whenever anyone makes an attack, roll a D6 to determine which die you roll for damage. 1=D4, 2=D6, 3=D8, 4=D10, 5=D12, 6=D20.

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simplehombre:

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LG🐝T

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