Silver Tongue

Mar 18

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chthonic-clown asked: horny on main are you?

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

….Don’t worry about it

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:3

banishedquasiroyal:

i woke up hungover which is weird because i haven’t had a drink in a week

It means youre dehydrated. you gotta drink more water.

dendo-chinchira:

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Tails is not having it.

Do not repost. Ask for permission to dub

Inspired by

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Bonus


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(via demilypyro)

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vintage-foods:
“its ur patrons
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vintage-foods:

its ur patrons

(via moonpaw)

swarovskinipples:
“scorching hot take incoming
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swarovskinipples:

scorching hot take incoming

(via demilypyro)

(via demilypyro)

hgwishingwells:

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

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A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

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Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

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This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

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This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

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This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

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A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

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This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

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Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.

(via newbarrk)

trilllizard666:

officialfist:

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Lmao

Kojima When He Saw Spiderverse: “This is a masterpiece that reminded me of my own video games in terms of story! What a great movie!”

Kojima When He Saw Captain Marvel: “This is certainly…A movie.”

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