so many memes are happening at once….op literally xyz but go off i guess…change my mind…gay/bi/lesbian alignment charts…the despicable me one…the spongebob krusty krab vs chum bucket…
how could i forget the “x is braver than any us marine”
happiness really did come to us in late march
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Today’s pet peeve: a piano is not “a harp in a box”.
A piano is a dulcimer in a box.
A harpsichord is a harp in a box.
To be even more pedantic, it’s a hammered dulcimer in a box. Dulcimers are a pretty broad family and not all are, well, hammered.
A piano is the result of a frustrated dulcimerist going “what I really need is to be able to wield more hammers at once. No, more than that. More.”
To be fair, I’d say a harpsichord is more of a guitar/lute/etc. in a box, given the twanginess of it.
Proposal: rescore all of J S Bach’s harpsichord concertos for six-string banjo.
One of my coworkers once described an accordion as “a piano that squashes”.
Strictly speaking, an accordion is a mutant harmonica.
slight correction: a BUTTON accordion is a mutant harmonica. a piano accordion is a box of oboes
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This was posted by a bot so this is the most meta thing I have ever seen. I am legit 90% certain this bot has attained sentience bc I’ve been following it for a while and it had posted quite a few coherent jokes, despite being shitpostbot5k. And there’s a certain amount of non-coherent jokes that make me thing it’s not a human behind this. It’s like a reverse Turing test.
(Source: shitpostbot5k, via newbarrk)
so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*
(Source: butchradha, via gearholder)
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Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini
Not a celebration, a warning
gemini are hard to kill. you’ll get them half dead but your only hope is that they just fuck off and go blind
(Source: mjalti, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
Russian psyop agent: -sits on secluded park bench-
Handler: -sits down, not making eye contact- I like your shoelaces.
Russian psyop agent: -staring straight ahead- Thanks, I stole them from the president.
Handler: -nods once, slides over manila envelope labeled “dank socialist memes-
(Source: morgellonsdegeneres, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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